I despair at the human race, I really do.
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-kent-11908583
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-kent-11908583

Stolen Snowman

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Re: Stolen SnowmanHombre Del Fuego wrote:People hate me, I have a -6 rep


Re: Stolen Snowmanteas926 wrote:Hombre Del Fuego wrote:People hate me, I have a -6 rep
Well I love ya matey. How the fcuk does this rep business work anyway?



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Phyrophobia wrote:
Sieabah does music.
Pixy does awesome.
randomjack32 wrote:
Pixy - Doubles the sexual tension in any room he enters
Kaito wrote: Solo is so suave.

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Re: Stolen SnowmanSolo Wing Pixy wrote:The question is, who's more of an idiot, the lady who called police, or the guy that stole it?

Re: Stolen SnowmanSheepPig TooFeal wrote:Solo Wing Pixy wrote:The question is, who's more of an idiot, the lady who called police, or the guy that stole it?
Your Response?
"The most unusual thing I ever stole? A snowman. Midnight. He looked magnificent; a tall, white mute beneath the winter moon. I wanted him, a mate with a mind as cold as the slice of ice within my own brain. I started with the head.
Better off dead than giving in, not taking what you want. He weighed a ton; his torso,frozen stiff, hugged to my chest, a fierce chill piercing my gut. Part of the thrill was knowing that children would cry in the morning. Life's tough.
Sometimes I steal things I don't need. I joy-ride carsto nowhere, break into houses just to have a look.I'm a mucky ghost, leave a mess, maybe pinch a camera.I watch my gloved hand twisting the door knob.A stranger's bedroom. Mirrors. I sigh like this - Aah.It took some time. Reassembled in the yard,he didn't look the same. I took a run and booted him. Again. Again. My breath ripped out in rags. It seems daft now. Then I was standing alone among lumps of snow, sick of the world.
Boredom. Mostly I'm so bored I could eat myself.One time, I stole a guitar and thought I mightlearn to play. I nicked a bust of Shakespeare once,flogged it, but the snowman was the strangest.You don't understand a word I'm saying, do you?"